Why are we so lovable?

the much anticipated return

2009-03-16T20:28:00.000+08:00

and then...

you thought we were gone for good.

you cry. you anguish. you fall into tremendous desperation.

but then. we return. now lets put a smile on that face.

ohkay..
basically, the funsters didnt meet that often for the past 1 month. at least for me (binster), i was super busy with school (and trying not to better my 6/30 nobel prize achievement.)

but waynester is a 钢琴家 now. i really feel proud of him. ohoho
well epic stuffs are epic.

and hopeful binster will be hopeful.

thus heres wishing everyone an enjoyable holiday(?) ahead! (:

~binster

Short hiatus from wayne again

2009-02-28T17:56:00.001+08:00

Hey people. Waynester currently have alot of issues with his life. Please bear with the inactivity. This blog will still be updated by binster whenever he feels like it. I promise I'll update and spread the laughter again when I'm done with my problems.

Wayne~

back by outrageously popular demand.

2009-02-12T21:39:00.001+08:00

so i heard everyone had an awful time missing me. thus i'd post.

i guess the only thing i can really blog about is orientation isnt it? since waynester's mentioned about it a couple of times.

yeah. im in jc now.

1st week was kinda fun. met some cute and fun people in my orientation group.
had a few outings as well. really loved the group.

2nd week. hah.

i really couldnt describe how dreadful my class is right?
i kinda was hoping to go home everyday a.s.a.p.

well shouldnt write more about 2nd week then. its not gonna be nice if i do.

have fun guys, and hope you all end up in better classes next time.

jaa~

binster

(p.s. my father fucking opens his door 5 times in 1 minute. if you like taking tours around the house THAT MUCH, THEN DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR PLEASE TYVM.)

jesus.

And the funsters returns.

2009-02-11T04:03:00.002+08:00

Ohaiyo everynyan~~~~

After a short hiatus in the funster's blog... Its finally being updated!

By whom?

Its your one and only, -Waynester-!

Sure, its been a short hiatus... But I'm sure every passing second seem like an eternity to everyone out there! D=

Sooooo sorry! Gomen ne!

-Huge bow-

Then again, its barely been 2 weeks ya know... -Thinks-

SO HOW'S YOUR ANG PAO MONEH COLLECTION?!

I know some of you lucky jerks out there sure collected a huge amount of moolah.

You know, if you have no idea.... On where to spend them

No, I'm not going to ask you deposit into your bank.

Or loan it to waynester so that he can buy his digital piano.

Awww.. Come on! You hurt my feelings that you think I want to loan money from anyone out there!

I expect it as an outright gift! D;

Alright, nonsenses aside. (Though if I push aside the nonsenses, that beats the whole point of the existence in this blog, doesn't it)

[ooohhh deja vu]

I believe everyone enjoyed their chinese new year, and the unbelievable short 3 days of public holidays [oh sure, I'm talking about majority of the guai kias out there. I know some of you typically ponned for like, 2 days more]

So... I'll give you guys a short update on the three dudes life in this update:

Binster.

Basically this joker here has officially started his JC year 1 life. I believe that hes having the time of his life.

Oh, did I say hes unable to use the computer in the evenings and night from now onwards?

Lehster.

This joker over here is having fun in his ITE life too. Apparently he has a good haul from CNY this year. lucky him.

Waynester.

Basically. This retard over here is still having his holidays. Hes currently applying for relief teaching over at his ex-schools. Oh, and he is saving up to get a digital piano.

He is still waiting for the dumb polytechnic enrollment package to be delivered so he can get it over and done with.

There ya go.

I'd love to update more. But its an unearthly hour here man.

I know you'll miss us.

Well, more like miss me.

I shall give you all....

A good laugh.

Next night.

Wanester~

electrico corneta. we know why.

2009-01-26T10:46:00.002+08:00

Before you start drinking your HL milk to commerate this new year.

i'd post a pic.

its just made of epicsimal win. because i can.

Don't get it?

do the enlarging with the clicking.

midnight jog, how awesome

2009-01-22T01:50:00.002+08:00

and so, waynester decided to do something constructive and went to jog.

I left my place at about 1 am. Some sorta tired now, but oh well.

Reached home at 1.47am-ish. Wow, guess I jogged like 30 odd minutes, or moar.

I reckon i did a reallllllyyy slow jog of 3-4km, probably.

Too tired to blog actually.

BUT, just blogging. Since I've all the time anyway.

Yeah, I know. It'd be awesome if I have someone to jog with me D=

Well, small update

Heading off to do random stuffs

Chillout.

Proof of what? Nothing.

2009-01-19T22:15:00.002+08:00

Its waynester here again. Unfortunately for the haters out there, this will -not- be the last post in this blog.

After much consideration, I realised that this blog is not only just a platform for the three funsters (two actually, since a certain guy with a serious retardation doesn't really post at all -hint hint- you all know who it is).

I realised, this is also a good source of fun for the people out there, bored, randomly hopping blogs.

Yes, technically, I'm taking back the proposal of the probability of closing the blog down.

Its alive.

Rejoice, humans.

Alright, to cut the crap...

Wait, if I cut the crap.. That kills the whole purpose of this blog is supposed to be.

Anyway. I've came to realise that this is also a place, a mark, a testament to our originality (or not) for humour. Yes, its humour, or to put it crudely in lehman's term; jokes.

Apparently, I'm still kinda in a bad mood. Which explains my disability to make more nonsensical, epic jokes as usual.

Wrath and closure

2009-01-17T21:57:00.003+08:00

Wayne(ster) here. After much consideration, I might very well close up this blog. I'm still considering. But it is very much possible.

Various reasons:
(1) The incapability to update this blog.
(2) This blog was originally a platform for the funsters to interact, but it ceased to function as that purpose
(3) Wayne's incredibly pissed and will, very likely, cut off all communication with anyone, everyone.

I shall not elaborate (3) because it is more of a personal matters. And it would be very unsightly if I were to rant at our readers.

This is purely a decision of mine. I have not consult with Binster at all. So this blog might not actually close down.

Oh, why will I not consult with lehster? Because he has never been helping out with the blog anyway.

I'll still consider this option, and may just keep the blog address alive because we hate posers.

At any rate, this may, or may not happen. So relax and treat this as a usual update.

Wayne~

Then school came into the picture.

2009-01-17T09:05:00.002+08:00

Hi guys.

It has come to my realisation that i have the honourable task of shaving 70% of my hair (head, duh) off today.

Now i'm feeling like a retard as i spend the last few pathetic moments with my grass.

There it is, the time of the year when you fall prey to school.

Well, at least i had fun these 2 weeks laughing at the secondary school people in uniform.

Oh need i mention? my uniform happens to be a platinum creation of fail. and thus i feel great about wearing it everyday.

Well wayne, enjoy your holidays, thats all i can say.

i certainly though mine was. hur. hur. hur?

THEN you think. Why so serious.

Well, i happened to catch a glance of my reflection in the mirror just now.

Then i start doing the worrying that i'm so lovely i don't know what to do about it.

So there you go. the last miserable lap of 2 years.

~binster

(p.s: i'd make much laughter if you tell me your uniform sucks.)

Results and update

2009-01-14T15:21:00.002+08:00

Hai gaiz, the great and awesome waynester is here again. A little short update, so be grateful! ( I have a busy schedule you know, I don't bullshit about my schedule like LEHSTER )

So, some might be wondering about our 'O' Levels Results. Binster that smart-ass scored both A2's for his HMT Paper and French paper.

(Yeah, I know. Hes retarded.)

For me? I scored a raw score of L1R4 13 points. Not too shabby, not too good.

Oh well.

I'm tired, I'll go off now. Need to meet up for ban mianz.

Watch this space people, maybe you'll become more awesome like us.

Oh wait, thats practically nigh impossible. D=

Waynester!~

Results and absence.

2009-01-12T03:10:00.002+08:00

Yo kiddies out there. After a period of silence on our funster's blog. I've picked up the reins again and decided to post! Many cheers. I know you missed our awesomeness.

Okay, artificial ego aside. Its been fun.

The three funsters.

Wayne(myself): Do I need to really say this? My power is maximum.

Binster: So, hope you'll enjoy your JC1 Life.... While you can.

Lehster: Don't ever become a hooligan, we'll kick you out of our clique.

So, in another 11 hours or so, we all will know of the 'O' levels results. I do hope I'll score well.

If I do, life will be purrfeecctt

At any rate, we apologise for being such a lazy bloggers. It is all due to binster going overseas, Stanley's school commencing and waynester's many busy schedules.

We hope to blog again sometime soon.

So watch this page.

I know you all do.~

Waynester.

failure doesn't exist.

2008-12-26T23:18:00.002+08:00

Well, since im going overseas tomorrow, i though it'd be about time i wrote.

Right please. don't get too emotional and cry. i would blush.

It was certainly quite a memorable holiday, with cosplays and gay parties.

All those gold digging adventures which usually ended up with 3-in-1 coffee mix (with much credit to lehster) did somehow provide us with cheap thrills anyway.

oh, and the crazy job hunts. cooking experience. banmianz. epic bdays.

well, i wouldnt simply brand this holiday a total failure.

success just hasn't arrived. yet. (we all know why =O
no thankyou we're not in denial.

oh and to my 2 darlings. do cheer up.

humans are just complicated beings, theres always times when someone becomes an asshole.

but this blog is a testimony of our bond.

so no matter what. stay united.

let's use the rest of our holidays to fulfill our plans.

and with that,

jaa

~your ridiculously adorable binster

And so, you thought we were dead?

2008-12-25T22:05:00.002+08:00

Hey people, once again, its your awesome, friendly neighbourhood Waynester updating the blog.

After a week's break (more like we are all busy with our own stuffs and issues), I decided to post. Since its Christmas. And what other ways to celebrate this festive season other that reading up "DURR" Funsters blog!

(Credits to Royston for 'Durr' word.)

And so, what have we been doing these days?

Well, nothing much. The funsters haven't been hanging out much these days. Since lehster found his new friend, and tried to attempt to lie to both of the other funsters, one of them (me), self-proclaimed to be liar of the liars.

Hah. Its like a regular star trying to outshine the sun.

Yeah, I know.

The funsters and a couple of our cosplay friends, all from the Vampire Knight Guilty Cosplay group, celebrated the birthdayy of our beloved funsters.

The Lord of Niao'ing himself.

He-Who-Niao-Himself-And-Others!

Yes, its yours truly.

And I've to say, I'm kinda touched. (Aww, save the sentiments)

---------

And after that birthday celebration, we didn't meet much.

Yeah, kinda dull indeed.

However! I've updated the blog again, so all of you who suffered from withdrawal symptoms are healed!

And with that, the awesome funster signs off.

Just to prove that we are still alive.

Ja~

Waynester~

hair hair hair hair hare

2008-12-18T12:20:00.002+08:00

the ster sters just rebonded their hair yesterday night.

i got a nonsensical shock when i looked into the mirror.

nonsensical, cos i always believed we couldnt look any better.
but how come i see the mirror nose-bleeding?

*shy*

kay. cut the crap.

i swear rebonding treatment nowadays are liek godly.

look what happened to lehster's legendary curls. they're all straight. liek STRAIGHT.

IMPOSSIBLE. but yeah, possible.

so now we'r ridiculously good-looking.

and ima stop staring into the mirror. nosebleed before lunch is quite unsightly.

jaa.
~bin

p.s: i know that you people wanna see pics.
but I DUN WANNA SHOW YOU LEH.
D:
oh. u cry, i laugh.

Update, liek, finally.

2008-12-12T17:12:00.003+08:00

Hai hai hai, people. Its Waynester again. As usual, I'm the one doing the most update...

So, did you guys liek, miss us or something? Well, thats like... a rhetorical question. Liek, DUH. I know you guys miss us and our fantastic, epic, moments.

Well, small update for y'all out there who're suffering from withdrawal symptoms. Hah.

Went to the new Jurong Point today. The extension, duh. I went there for job training. Well. I did well today, in that one hour.

Of course, the moment I enter. Like, one minute later. BOOM! Loads of people.

Binster was like "man, you come for this one hour, pass so fast. Before that, it was slow as shiznit."

Lawl. Like, of course. Who am I?

I'm spiderman, not.

And I saw that post I made previously. It was... hillarious. I'm glad that the haters realised that they fell for our awesome trap.

At any rate. I needa pack my stuffs now. Because its a 'gay' party tonight (NOT.). Tomorrow's EoY. Gotta look good.

I mean, better than usual. DUH

Well, thats it for updates. Ja.

And I laughed real hard.

2008-12-09T11:51:00.003+08:00

Hey people, its waynester again. Rofl. I just recieved an msn message from 'Leh'. Prompting me to check out the CBox. So I did.

And I saw what, nothing. What do I mean by nothing? Well, I thought someone interesting tagged. But I only found a twit-tagger.

People, people. Its fine if you want to post whatever you want, but please. Make an effort to make yourself known. Don't feel brave under the false veil of 'anonymousity'. Its making yourself looking retarded.

And I fell for your amazingly retarded trap by posting a blog post in response. But it works anyway, serves as a warning to haters.

We love haters too =). I'm serious. I mean, c'mon. It gets boring if there aren't a single source of entertainment.

Yes, hater. The 'zzz' anonymous smartass. You gave me a form of entertainment when I just woke up. Thanks =D.

Well, short update again. I'd like to see more smartasses, I mean, smart people. To post up our tag board. You can try putting witty comments to outsmart us, under the shade of anonymousity.

We'll just delete you. =D

I happen to have alot of time now anyway. So I can keep IP Banning.

=D

Well, with that. This is my final responses to anonymous twits.

Ja~

waynester~

(P.S Yes, we love attention. And you fell for the stupid trap by giving us your attention, Mr. Anonymous =D )

And the epic one falls

2008-12-08T13:39:00.002+08:00

Hey people, its your favourite, friendly neighbourhood Waynester. I know how much you guys are suffering with withdrawal symptoms just because I didn't update for the past 2 days.

Well, there are various reasons contributing to that.

First, we had a stayover 'Gay Party' over at Royston's. Then the next day is the photoshoot. Everyone turned in at 12am, and woke up at 3. With me as an exception of course. Because I couldn't even get a short nap or whatever.

Song bo.

Photoshoot, was quite a 'Fail' in my books. But then again, its because it didnt hit 80 marks. I'd say it ranged around what, 60-70?

Yeah, I'm a perfectionist (kinda), bite me.

And when we all reached home, I'd say we all are like, half dead. I'm practically using up emergency reserve energy or something to that effect.

I even used up back up battery.

Of course, those are several uh, I don't know whats the word for it, analogy is just wrong, things/words to describe how tired I am.

Then, well. I slept... and slept and slept. Till what, 1.30pm today. So amazingly, I've slept for like, 17 hours and 30 mins.

Then right now, I've got what, a really dried up throat, and coughing.

Yeah, I'm sick now.

So you can obviously see what I'm not as epic as usual.

And of course, the reason I didn't get much sleep over at Royston's place is because Lehster's frequent attacks on us.

So we kinda made the right choice, me and binster share a bed, Lehster, sleep by himself.

But that didn't stop him from trying to attack us anyway.

Thats how desirable both of us are. I know it.

Well, that's the end of today's update... Wish I'd get better soon.

Ciao

~Waynester

Gay Party

2008-12-07T21:36:00.003+08:00

oh we had this wonderful gay party from yesterday to today.

i kinda feel sorry for those who fainted. cos we obviously are quite comfortable living in our closets.
well maybe only 2 of us.

lehster's sexual orientation is seriously becoming ridiculously questionable.

well let's just say waynester and i couldnt get any good sleep at all at royston's house cos some guy was jumping at every available opportunity to grab some tofu.

no worries though. no way we'd lose our virginity to some (?!@#). (=

oh and we had photoshoot after tat sleepless nite.
woke at 3 and rushed to labrador park to catch some sunrise which we missed so miserably anyways.

it was a tiring overall, with countless lehful incidents here and there.

but we had fun. though we feel we can improve more. ( good looks do come with such ridiculous amounts of responsibility after all).

D:

right, i know u wanna the photos.
but you'll have to wait
because you'll have to wait.
(:

p.s: we'r serious, waynester and i really did not turn gay. liek real i'll turn gay after my 4 years of epic resistance.

feeling hopeful already, eh?

~binster

Another update, because I know you all would love it. =)

2008-12-06T00:23:00.004+08:00

Yeah, its Waynester again. Please scream and all. You all know you want to. =)

People! Do drop tags on our tagboard, or CBox. Whatever new-fangled words you all have added to your lists of new-fangled slangs.

Oh, right. Do you guys wanna see one of the sort of conversation, and an example of pure -epic-?

I'll show y'all. Since I'm bored to death at the moment anyway.

★Stanley leh~ says:
got pics got talk right ?
★Stanley leh~ says:
p1p3 <<< yrs
★Stanley leh~ says:
p1p2p3 <<<< mine
★Stanley leh~ says:
LOLOLOLOL
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
right, keep on fantasizing on whatever you don't have
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
oops
★Stanley leh~ says:
gah
★Stanley leh~ says:
Please accept the fact on wats real
★Stanley leh~ says:
:D
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
What, like how you don't even have a male organ to begin with?
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Yeah, I've embraced the reality that you have none at all
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Thats why I'm still hanging out with you
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
If not, I'd have shunned you away like those eunuch in the old dynasties.
★Stanley leh~ says:
alright
★Stanley leh~ says:
u win
★Stanley leh~ says:
>.>
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Like, D-U-H
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Then again, not I win la
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
is just that you -always- lose
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
I'ma post this on blog.
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Because its just so funny
★Stanley leh~ says:
wtf
★Stanley leh~ says:
LOL
★Stanley leh~ says:
ass
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Thats something most people have
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
I'm saying most, because I'm wondering if you have any to begin with
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
D=
★Stanley leh~ says:
have..
★Stanley leh~ says:
i have an asshole, and a sexy lan jiao
★Stanley leh~ says:
ya know
★Stanley leh~ says:
:D
★Stanley leh~ says:
oh, thats wat i have xD
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
You meant imaginary organs that you don't have.
★Stanley leh~ says:
nope is not imaginary
★Stanley leh~ says:
is reality
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
lols, what reality?
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
You mean having air around your nether regions? rofl

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Oh, did I just say that to talk to 'Lehster', you must have like, a degree in Phailglish?

Phailglish, you can't search it up on the internet. Because its a language of Lehster's. Its comprised of English, Chinese, Japanese.

Heres an example

Akatsuki (Red Moon in Japanese) = Stanley's AZAZUKI
Giordano (Duh, its the label) = Stanley's GIGARNO
Itadakimasu (A phrase in Japanese before you eat) = Stanley's ITADACHIKIMAS

And last but not least, the awesome..

Arigato Kudasai

Yeah, I know.

WTF?

Well. Forgive for the obscenity of the MSN Conversation. We all love Lehster for his pure bluntness and retardation.

Yeah, its a sort of funny... reeetaaarrdaaattioon (Borat's tone)

Well... Thats enough for now. I'm tired, and although you all want more. I can't spoil you guys anymore

=D

Keep missing us, and my awesomeness. =D

Waynester~

Oh, right..

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Because we know you love us.

2008-12-05T20:44:00.004+08:00

And as the title says, because we know you guys love us and cannot get enough of our epic'ness. I shall update again.

C'mon, is it that tough to guess who I am? Waynester here. The most active blogger amongst the three. Why am I so active? Because I'm awesome. I'm like, a busy man here.

Yeah, I'm busy. So appreciate it when I'm updating!

Yeah yeah, all hail the awesomeness of the funsters.

Alright, been real busy lately. Been prepping for our 'Vampire Knights' Photoshoot stuffs.. Yeah, its sort of a headache. Afterall, the three of us are cosplaying awesome characters. I'm cosplaying Kuran Kaname, and the other two funsters are doing the Kiryuu twits, I mean, the Kiryuu twins.

And we do have future cosplay plans. The next big thing would be "Katekyo Hitman Reborn"! Awesomezness.

Yeah, its sorta like, the funsters gathering today again. The day started with a stupid instant noodle lunch at my place. Did I say how twit lehster is? I mean, he knocked my door. Then I go open, he go to the edge of the staircase to emo. Then I didn't see a single soul, hence, I closed it.

And he waited there like an idiot.

LAWLS.

Then Binster reached, then we cook. That guy did the most "Leh" thing in our whole history. He forgot to bring the dumb receipt for the costume. How 'Leh' Is that?

-_-

And the rest.... I'm just lazy to drone about.

Why? Cause I'm awesome. Actually, I don't need to update that much about the happenings again. I know you all just came to see my awesome blog post. Its like you see a singer, but not for their songs, but for their presence. Yeah, I know. Thanks people. I know =D

Alright, three pictures to upload. I chanced upon the dumb Sesame Street while eating Ban Mian at Marina Square.

Enjoy and bask in our awesome blog.

~Waynester

I am so man~

2008-12-01T10:51:00.003+08:00

Yo !!

Now, Finally !!!

Ppl, Lehster HERE !! The most blur-est among the 3 of us. =x

Alright, shall post about today.

Met up with Waynester at the CCK MRT Station, we then head to Bukit Batok MRT Station to meet up with Binster. Then, we went to Cityhall together. While we're in the MRT, we made alot of nonsensical comment and ridiculous jokes.

Once we reached there, we went to marina square foodcourt to eat BAN MIAN !! Super duper nice. As usual, I ate tom-yum banmian. And the other 2 funsters ate the standard ban mian I guess. =x

After eating, we were like, waiting for friends, to meet us or sth. But in the end, only 1 managed to turn up, Joanne. (My mum’s name!) LOL. Then binster and waynester were like, making crude jokes about me. Haha, to cut long story short, after meeting up Joanne, we sashayed to arcade to play Guitar freak and Drum Mania.

Alright, waynester is most pro among the 3 of us. LOL. EXTREME LVL !! I was like, wtf ?? haha.

After playing arcade, we went to walk around in Suntec City. And went to a restaurant where I was employed till days ago. Oh, that was the worst time I ever had today. I kena shoot like siao from everyone including my manger. -.-!

Then, we went back to marina kopitiam there to eat dinner and chat about several personal issues. Well, learn quite abit from wayne about life. (And a long lecture about it, accompanied with a tensed atmosphere) Haha.

Alright, I shall end my post here.

Best Lehster-in-the-world~

The day, Waynester's P.o.V

2008-11-29T21:22:00.004+08:00

So, the sunset shot is nice. But I took it few days back..

Well, with that. I'm off~

Waynester~

Introducing... the funsters!

2008-11-28T17:56:00.003+08:00

Alrighty! Finally, we show our perfect faces and beings to everyone. Okay, basically we're three totally different guys from three totally different worlds. Yes, you can say those who get to see us everyday (in other words, our schools), are a bunch of lucky people who gets bathed in our awesome presence. =D

First and foremost, we introduce the oldest guy (kinda) among the funsters! Wait, what? How the heck do you describe yourself? Gah?! -.-

Introducing...... WAYNESTER! Alright man, scream, shout, drum rolls and applause prease!

He is the oldest guy in the group. Born in 1991, but apparently, he's a december baby. So hes not exactly that much older than the other funsters. He is an ex-Dunearnite and currently a, what he calls it, "Student In Transit". But in all actuality, hes just a dumbass waiting for his GCE 'O' Levels results.

(Yes, I am niao'ing myself now)

He is the more musically inclined in the group, and is famed amongst all the three as the cynical, sarcastic, emo, and split personality being. He loves music, but if you ruin it. He'll shoot you down like he does to Lehster. (You don't want to end up like Lehster. I'll get to that part on WHY later. =D)

On the other hand, when hes in the mood. He loves to imitate (Borat, most of the time), sing, niao Lehster, and act serious. 2008 is his last year @ Dunearn as a Secondary 5 Student. Yes, he's an N(A) student. And nobody knows why the hell he can drop from an EM1 student, with PSLE score of 214, straight A's, ended up in (Express) class in Dunearn for secondary 1 and 2, then ending up in Sec 3 N(E). YES, N(E). We call it, normal exceptional.

And no, he is not a hunk, he doesn't have those amazingly disgusting, buldging biceps or triceps. But he's aiming for a moderately fit physique.

Finally, if you want to get to know him. He's the most sociable in the group, just don't catch him at the wrong time.

But of course, it'd be better if you offer to teach him Piano for free. =D

Fortunately (or not for him), he is un-attached/single.

Coming up next is the the 2nd eldest in the group. yu bin! He is one academic smartass who enrolls in Hwa Chong Institution. He too, is currently a student-in-transit. But he holds a one-way ticket to Hwa Chong Junior College. He has this cute little right thumb that people loves to play with.

Did I mention he loves to imitate "Borat" as well? He works with Waynester in a 2-person comedy most of the time, whenever Lehster isn't around.

His favourite past time; sleeping (a common trait amongst the funsters), playing with his new(not for long!) acoustic guitar, badminton. And sleeping again. Because beauty sleep is important D=.

And last and very least! Stanley! A.K.A Lehster. He is the youngest in the group. He is one contradicting dude. He has this auto-mechnisation called "Self-Own" in the internet world. He is heavily equipped with 2 imaginary pistols with infinite amount of bullets. The target of each pistol is his own foot. We call it the "Shooting himself in the foot infinitely" skill. His ability to self-own is an entirely whole new level of itself.

He is currently still wondering if he should take 'O' levels. Even with much persuasion from a HCI and DSS student.

His favourite past-time: Guitar Freak, Drum Mania, playing guitar, shooting himself in the foot, and get niao'ed by Waynester (most of the time) and Binster.

Oh, yeah. Before I forget. He's a freaking phoenix. Which explains why he always rises whenever he fly his bombing plane (of bhb'ness), and get shots down by Waynester and Binster. He has this incredibly thick armour of skin. He brings BHB to a whole new level.

Did I say that all the guys mentioned above are all -single-? Fortunately for the girls out there, they aren't gay. =)

And so, there you have it!

The three funsters

Brought to you by:

Waynester, Lord He-who-niao-himself-and-others.

A quote from Waynester a day, keeps boredom away

2008-11-25T23:23:00.000+08:00

Yoo, its your friendly neighbourhood waynester!

Wow, two updates from your beloved funsters a day. What an awesome day for you people out there.

Okay, any cute girls out there would like to introduce me a good (and reasonably priced) dermatologist (skin specialist, especially faces), I'd be happy to accept.

I mean... Now I only need scar removal treament and blackhead removal treatments. [Erm, please don't imagine horribly scarred face please. I just want face to be naise. D= ]

Anyway, the funsters today are more down than usual. We're all practically having one of the worst day in our entire history of gathering/hang-outs. And thats alot. Consider about.. 2 weeks. And we meet...

Almost, every, single, day.

Yeah, we're meeting up again tomorrow MORNING.

Breakfast. Awesomez.

But if anyone wanna drop by and say "Hi funsters!" (if at this point of time, we do have visitors), then drop by at CCK MacDonalds!. If you see three good-looking guys, or rather, 2 good-looking guys and 1... I shan't describe

Anyway, I won't be styling my hair tomorrow... What a.. drag..

Oh crap, did I actually... Go out of topic?

Anyway, I've thought about it... Ever heard of a cliche saying?

"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away."

How about this for a change?!

"A quote from Waynester a day, keeps all boredom away!"

HAHAHAHA, EPIC RAH EEET?

Okay, I shan't speak twit.

Heres the quote of the day!

"Every second you spent smiling, you lost a second of being cool."

But of course, don't really listen to this nonsensical saying. Coolness comes from the inside, not by acting it out. (Its impossible to act cool anyway, it'll just have the REVERSE effect. Bwahahahaha)

=)

Well. Theres my lil update for today, I know you all appreciate it. =)

Ja~

Waynester~

call me king

2008-11-25T22:23:00.000+08:00

okay i shall post.
liek at last? well, cant help. popular demand. D:

gah i always knew it was hard being popular.
we shoulder the immense task of entertaining others with our excessively angelic faces.

well, enough on stating the obvious.
Now i'll update on today.

kyo wa i desu nehhh~ okayyyy~~ *thrust hips*

ever had something so epic happening that u thought maybe u didn't have that godliek intelligence u thought u had?

1stly i sent a sms to my sales coordinator.
thinking that i had sent to the wrong contact, i made a joke out of it.
and sent another, this time to a contact which i thought was correct.

*HIGH FAIIFEE!*
we were ecstatic, jubilant
and while we were savouring the sweet taste of our achievement of such epic proportion.

GAH!. liek. GAH?
u dumbcunt? u got the number correct 1st time. _|_

whatever, we'r still lovable when we fail. prease.

then we reached SP. 1 hr late.
if i rmb, "hey dun worry dude, the briefing will take around 1 hour"
we'r liek, lovely?

well, we were thinking that such a dimwitted way to earn quick moneh wouldnt be that popular
"haha, we'r gonna ks those 10 or so bastards thats working with us."
HAHAhahahahahha.. hahahaha . ha.ha.ha..ha?
we opened the door to LT 8 and we saw.
gee. two hundred odd ppls?

what were u liek. organising an orgy?

we stared at the contract.

"meh, wayne, u enough toilet paper at home?"

so we headed back to dover mrt, after disposing of that piece of crap.

THEN~!
a blinding ray of divine light shot from the sky.
well, it was blinding, but since god voiced his confidence that we will scam many dickheads earn big moneh

okaysoweturnbacktoSPandputdownournamesandwenthomeendofstorythanksforreadingkthxbai.

oh, and welcome to the best blog in the world.

~bin

the irony

2008-11-24T23:29:00.000+08:00

hey people, its Waynester again.

Yeah, you all might be thinking, wheres the other two?

I don't know, maybe I'm just more active. To be honest, I'm quite surprised with the hit counters. Who could've visited us when its barely 2-days old? What the?

Hey, don't be shy. Though we did mention that its under works. We didn't say we would shoo you guys away.

So, go ahead. Leave us a tag, we'll reply you. We three, afterall, are extremely friendly guys. If you want to meet us, we'd meet you. (Provided that we feel that you are trustworthy enough to be our friends).

Aww, aren't we just awesome?

I know what y'all are thinking.

"Who the hell are these people? Why are they so egoistic?"

C'mon, egoistic by nature, and egoistic for gags are two different things. Theres no way we are egoistic by nature. These kind of people are, kinda unbearable. So don't class us like that D=

At any rate. I'll do a small re-cap of what me and binster did today. Aww, Lehster went to work.

D= D=

Don't worry, we didn't miss him for a single bit. I kinda pity him for missing out the fun (again), though.

Missing out what fun?

Did I forget to remind you that as long as me and binster is around, theres always entertainment? So even with just US alone. We'd have fun any day =)

Anyway, back to topic.

Met up with Yubin at around... eto.. 5.50pm'ish. Then had a heavy meal, before looking for jobs. Aww, I still need to get a job -grumbles-. If anyone have any good recommendation, feel free to tag us about the job details =).

Then went to Woodlands to cut some wig. We probably got stuck there around 3 hours plus. Then its home time.

There, short and sweet.

Expected more, or expected me to write/speak twit?

HAH, I had you there, didn't I?

Okay, I guess not.

Well, short update for today. Just keep missing us, and we might just update soon again.

Wayne(ster) ~

And heres the beginning of everything.

2008-11-23T00:26:00.000+08:00

Hey guys.......... and girls of course. I'm no sexist, so there.

This is like, the amazing beginning of three guys who will be so... so... so... wait. Will be? Whats this? We are not guys who go like "ahhh... we will be lovable."

Heres the catch.

"We are lovable."

Many of y'all out there will go like "Wh-wh-what? You three stoodges..? Lovable? -fakes puking-"

Haha, watch it man... and woman. We're gonna prove it to y'all who's lovable. =P

But of course, nobody here know who the hell we are.

Or rather, who's writing this "what-seems-to-be-nonsensical" post.

I'll keep mum on who we are... for the time being. Lets get to what's up for today in the gathering of the 3 lovable ones.

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And so, me and YuBin met up @ Bukit Batok MRT station. For what? I don't know. We were suppose to you know, meet up the 'Stan-leh' @ City Hall. But we went to AFA for a lil bit. Apparently... It wasn't much. Most of the people have left -face palms-.

Then! We met up with Kani-chan and Giselle from SGCafe. I mean. Wow, 'Hey guys' and talk for a lil bit.

In the end, some smart-aleck (dressed in yellow), who stood behind us was rude. And Giselle thought it was one of us being rude.

What the?

But the misunderstanding was cleared of course. We are innocent afterall (and lovable).

Went to eat the BAN MIANZ at Marina Square. It was... naise, and filling.

We then, uh.. Went to Boon Lay. What I did was... hillarious. I mean, I sang right in the middle of the train cabin. Awesome huh.

Wait, who am I?

You sure you want to know?

I'm....

...
..
.

Wayne.

Is that so surprising that a guy's blogging. I told you, we're three lovable guys.. Or did I actually say that?

Then we went to have some dinner over at my friend's place. It was quite, filling?

Stan-leh drank some alcohol. It was like, 1/3 of a can of a heineken and he was like -in a daze-

Its so darn hillarious.

Not.

Well, shall do a short post. I don't wanna hog too much of you guy's attention. Though we do get it all the time.

=D

Wayne~