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Saturday, November 29, 2008 at 9:22 PM
  So, the sunset shot is nice. But I took it few days back.. Well, with that. I'm off~
Waynester~
Friday, November 28, 2008 at 5:56 PM
Alrighty! Finally, we show our perfect faces and beings to everyone. Okay, basically we're three totally different guys from three totally different worlds. Yes, you can say those who get to see us everyday (in other words, our schools), are a bunch of lucky people who gets bathed in our awesome presence. =D
First and foremost, we introduce the oldest guy (kinda) among the funsters! Wait, what? How the heck do you describe yourself? Gah?! -.-
Introducing...... WAYNESTER! Alright man, scream, shout, drum rolls and applause prease!
He is the oldest guy in the group. Born in 1991, but apparently, he's a december baby. So hes not exactly that much older than the other funsters. He is an ex-Dunearnite and currently a, what he calls it, "Student In Transit". But in all actuality, hes just a dumbass waiting for his GCE 'O' Levels results.
(Yes, I am niao'ing myself now)
He is the more musically inclined in the group, and is famed amongst all the three as the cynical, sarcastic, emo, and split personality being. He loves music, but if you ruin it. He'll shoot you down like he does to Lehster. (You don't want to end up like Lehster. I'll get to that part on WHY later. =D)
On the other hand, when hes in the mood. He loves to imitate (Borat, most of the time), sing, niao Lehster, and act serious. 2008 is his last year @ Dunearn as a Secondary 5 Student. Yes, he's an N(A) student. And nobody knows why the hell he can drop from an EM1 student, with PSLE score of 214, straight A's, ended up in (Express) class in Dunearn for secondary 1 and 2, then ending up in Sec 3 N(E). YES, N(E). We call it, normal exceptional.
And no, he is not a hunk, he doesn't have those amazingly disgusting, buldging biceps or triceps. But he's aiming for a moderately fit physique.
Finally, if you want to get to know him. He's the most sociable in the group, just don't catch him at the wrong time.
But of course, it'd be better if you offer to teach him Piano for free. =D
Fortunately (or not for him), he is un-attached/single.
Coming up next is the the 2nd eldest in the group. yu bin! He is one academic smartass who enrolls in Hwa Chong Institution. He too, is currently a student-in-transit. But he holds a one-way ticket to Hwa Chong Junior College. He has this cute little right thumb that people loves to play with.
Did I mention he loves to imitate "Borat" as well? He works with Waynester in a 2-person comedy most of the time, whenever Lehster isn't around.
His favourite past time; sleeping (a common trait amongst the funsters), playing with his new(not for long!) acoustic guitar, badminton. And sleeping again. Because beauty sleep is important D=.
And last and very least! Stanley! A.K.A Lehster. He is the youngest in the group. He is one contradicting dude. He has this auto-mechnisation called "Self-Own" in the internet world. He is heavily equipped with 2 imaginary pistols with infinite amount of bullets. The target of each pistol is his own foot. We call it the "Shooting himself in the foot infinitely" skill. His ability to self-own is an entirely whole new level of itself.
He is currently still wondering if he should take 'O' levels. Even with much persuasion from a HCI and DSS student.
His favourite past-time: Guitar Freak, Drum Mania, playing guitar, shooting himself in the foot, and get niao'ed by Waynester (most of the time) and Binster.
Oh, yeah. Before I forget. He's a freaking phoenix. Which explains why he always rises whenever he fly his bombing plane (of bhb'ness), and get shots down by Waynester and Binster. He has this incredibly thick armour of skin. He brings BHB to a whole new level.
Did I say that all the guys mentioned above are all -single-? Fortunately for the girls out there, they aren't gay. =)
And so, there you have it!
The three funsters
Brought to you by:
Waynester, Lord He-who-niao-himself-and-others.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 at 11:23 PM
Yoo, its your friendly neighbourhood waynester!
Wow, two updates from your beloved funsters a day. What an awesome day for you people out there.
Okay, any cute girls out there would like to introduce me a good (and reasonably priced) dermatologist (skin specialist, especially faces), I'd be happy to accept.
I mean... Now I only need scar removal treament and blackhead removal treatments. [Erm, please don't imagine horribly scarred face please. I just want face to be naise. D= ]
Anyway, the funsters today are more down than usual. We're all practically having one of the worst day in our entire history of gathering/hang-outs. And thats alot. Consider about.. 2 weeks. And we meet...
Almost, every, single, day.
Yeah, we're meeting up again tomorrow MORNING.
Breakfast. Awesomez.
But if anyone wanna drop by and say "Hi funsters!" (if at this point of time, we do have visitors), then drop by at CCK MacDonalds!. If you see three good-looking guys, or rather, 2 good-looking guys and 1... I shan't describe
Anyway, I won't be styling my hair tomorrow... What a.. drag..
Oh crap, did I actually... Go out of topic?
Anyway, I've thought about it... Ever heard of a cliche saying?
"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away."
How about this for a change?!
"A quote from Waynester a day, keeps all boredom away!"
HAHAHAHA, EPIC RAH EEET?
Okay, I shan't speak twit.
Heres the quote of the day!
"Every second you spent smiling, you lost a second of being cool."
But of course, don't really listen to this nonsensical saying. Coolness comes from the inside, not by acting it out. (Its impossible to act cool anyway, it'll just have the REVERSE effect. Bwahahahaha)
=)
Well. Theres my lil update for today, I know you all appreciate it. =)
Ja~
Waynester~
10:23 PM
okay i shall post.
liek at last? well, cant help. popular demand. D:
gah i always knew it was hard being popular.
we shoulder the immense task of entertaining others with our excessively angelic faces.
well, enough on stating the obvious.
Now i'll update on today.
kyo wa i desu nehhh~ okayyyy~~ *thrust hips*
ever had something so epic happening that u thought maybe u didn't have that godliek intelligence u thought u had?
1stly i sent a sms to my sales coordinator.
thinking that i had sent to the wrong contact, i made a joke out of it.
and sent another, this time to a contact which i thought was correct.
*HIGH FAIIFEE!*
we were ecstatic, jubilant
and while we were savouring the sweet taste of our achievement of such epic proportion.
GAH!. liek. GAH?
u dumbcunt? u got the number correct 1st time. _|_
whatever, we'r still lovable when we fail. prease.
then we reached SP. 1 hr late.
if i rmb, "hey dun worry dude, the briefing will take around 1 hour"
we'r liek, lovely?
well, we were thinking that such a dimwitted way to earn quick moneh wouldnt be that popular
"haha, we'r gonna ks those 10 or so bastards thats working with us."
HAHAhahahahahha.. hahahaha . ha.ha.ha..ha?
we opened the door to LT 8 and we saw.
gee. two hundred odd ppls?
what were u liek. organising an orgy?
we stared at the contract.
"meh, wayne, u enough toilet paper at home?"
so we headed back to dover mrt, after disposing of that piece of crap.
THEN~!
a blinding ray of divine light shot from the sky.
well, it was blinding, but since god voiced his confidence that we will scam many dickheads earn big moneh
okaysoweturnbacktoSPandputdownournamesandwenthomeendofstorythanksforreadingkthxbai.
oh, and welcome to the best blog in the world.
~bin
Monday, November 24, 2008 at 11:29 PM
hey people, its Waynester again.
Yeah, you all might be thinking, wheres the other two?
I don't know, maybe I'm just more active. To be honest, I'm quite surprised with the hit counters. Who could've visited us when its barely 2-days old? What the?
Hey, don't be shy. Though we did mention that its under works. We didn't say we would shoo you guys away.
So, go ahead. Leave us a tag, we'll reply you. We three, afterall, are extremely friendly guys. If you want to meet us, we'd meet you. (Provided that we feel that you are trustworthy enough to be our friends).
Aww, aren't we just awesome?
I know what y'all are thinking.
"Who the hell are these people? Why are they so egoistic?"
C'mon, egoistic by nature, and egoistic for gags are two different things. Theres no way we are egoistic by nature. These kind of people are, kinda unbearable. So don't class us like that D=
At any rate. I'll do a small re-cap of what me and binster did today. Aww, Lehster went to work.
D= D=
Don't worry, we didn't miss him for a single bit. I kinda pity him for missing out the fun (again), though.
Missing out what fun?
Did I forget to remind you that as long as me and binster is around, theres always entertainment? So even with just US alone. We'd have fun any day =)
Anyway, back to topic.
Met up with Yubin at around... eto.. 5.50pm'ish. Then had a heavy meal, before looking for jobs. Aww, I still need to get a job -grumbles-. If anyone have any good recommendation, feel free to tag us about the job details =).
Then went to Woodlands to cut some wig. We probably got stuck there around 3 hours plus. Then its home time.
There, short and sweet.
Expected more, or expected me to write/speak twit?
HAH, I had you there, didn't I?
Okay, I guess not.
Well, short update for today. Just keep missing us, and we might just update soon again.
Wayne(ster) ~
Sunday, November 23, 2008 at 12:26 AM
Hey guys.......... and girls of course. I'm no sexist, so there.
This is like, the amazing beginning of three guys who will be so... so... so... wait. Will be? Whats this? We are not guys who go like "ahhh... we will be lovable."
Heres the catch.
"We are lovable."
Many of y'all out there will go like "Wh-wh-what? You three stoodges..? Lovable? -fakes puking-"
Haha, watch it man... and woman. We're gonna prove it to y'all who's lovable. =P
But of course, nobody here know who the hell we are.
Or rather, who's writing this "what-seems-to-be-nonsensical" post.
I'll keep mum on who we are... for the time being. Lets get to what's up for today in the gathering of the 3 lovable ones.
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And so, me and YuBin met up @ Bukit Batok MRT station. For what? I don't know. We were suppose to you know, meet up the 'Stan-leh' @ City Hall. But we went to AFA for a lil bit. Apparently... It wasn't much. Most of the people have left -face palms-.
Then! We met up with Kani-chan and Giselle from SGCafe. I mean. Wow, 'Hey guys' and talk for a lil bit.
In the end, some smart-aleck (dressed in yellow), who stood behind us was rude. And Giselle thought it was one of us being rude.
What the?
But the misunderstanding was cleared of course. We are innocent afterall (and lovable).
Went to eat the BAN MIANZ at Marina Square. It was... naise, and filling.
We then, uh.. Went to Boon Lay. What I did was... hillarious. I mean, I sang right in the middle of the train cabin. Awesome huh.
Wait, who am I?
You sure you want to know?
I'm....
...
..
.
Wayne.
Is that so surprising that a guy's blogging. I told you, we're three lovable guys.. Or did I actually say that?
Then we went to have some dinner over at my friend's place. It was quite, filling?
Stan-leh drank some alcohol. It was like, 1/3 of a can of a heineken and he was like -in a daze-
Its so darn hillarious.
Not.
Well, shall do a short post. I don't wanna hog too much of you guy's attention. Though we do get it all the time.
=D
Wayne~
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