failure doesn't exist.

Friday, December 26, 2008 at 11:18 PM

Well, since im going overseas tomorrow, i though it'd be about time i wrote.

Right please. don't get too emotional and cry. i would blush.



It was certainly quite a memorable holiday, with cosplays and gay parties.

All those gold digging adventures which usually ended up with 3-in-1 coffee mix (with much credit to lehster) did somehow provide us with cheap thrills anyway.

oh, and the crazy job hunts. cooking experience. banmianz. epic bdays.

well, i wouldnt simply brand this holiday a total failure.

success just hasn't arrived. yet. (we all know why =O
no thankyou we're not in denial.

oh and to my 2 darlings. do cheer up.

humans are just complicated beings, theres always times when someone becomes an asshole.

but this blog is a testimony of our bond.

so no matter what. stay united.

let's use the rest of our holidays to fulfill our plans.

and with that,

jaa

~your ridiculously adorable binster

And so, you thought we were dead?

Thursday, December 25, 2008 at 10:05 PM

Hey people, once again, its your awesome, friendly neighbourhood Waynester updating the blog.

After a week's break (more like we are all busy with our own stuffs and issues), I decided to post. Since its Christmas. And what other ways to celebrate this festive season other that reading up "DURR" Funsters blog!

(Credits to Royston for 'Durr' word.)

And so, what have we been doing these days?

Well, nothing much. The funsters haven't been hanging out much these days. Since lehster found his new friend, and tried to attempt to lie to both of the other funsters, one of them (me), self-proclaimed to be liar of the liars.

Hah. Its like a regular star trying to outshine the sun.

Yeah, I know.

The funsters and a couple of our cosplay friends, all from the Vampire Knight Guilty Cosplay group, celebrated the birthdayy of our beloved funsters.

The Lord of Niao'ing himself.

He-Who-Niao-Himself-And-Others!

Yes, its yours truly.

And I've to say, I'm kinda touched. (Aww, save the sentiments)

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And after that birthday celebration, we didn't meet much.

Yeah, kinda dull indeed.

However! I've updated the blog again, so all of you who suffered from withdrawal symptoms are healed!

And with that, the awesome funster signs off.

Just to prove that we are still alive.

Ja~

Waynester~

hair hair hair hair hare

Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 12:20 PM

the ster sters just rebonded their hair yesterday night.

i got a nonsensical shock when i looked into the mirror.

nonsensical, cos i always believed we couldnt look any better.
but how come i see the mirror nose-bleeding?

*shy*

kay. cut the crap.

i swear rebonding treatment nowadays are liek godly.

look what happened to lehster's legendary curls. they're all straight. liek STRAIGHT.

IMPOSSIBLE. but yeah, possible.

so now we'r ridiculously good-looking.

and ima stop staring into the mirror. nosebleed before lunch is quite unsightly.

jaa.
~bin

p.s: i know that you people wanna see pics.
but I DUN WANNA SHOW YOU LEH.
D:
oh. u cry, i laugh.

Update, liek, finally.

Friday, December 12, 2008 at 5:12 PM

Hai hai hai, people. Its Waynester again. As usual, I'm the one doing the most update...

So, did you guys liek, miss us or something? Well, thats like... a rhetorical question. Liek, DUH. I know you guys miss us and our fantastic, epic, moments.

Well, small update for y'all out there who're suffering from withdrawal symptoms. Hah.

Went to the new Jurong Point today. The extension, duh. I went there for job training. Well. I did well today, in that one hour.

Of course, the moment I enter. Like, one minute later. BOOM! Loads of people.

Binster was like "man, you come for this one hour, pass so fast. Before that, it was slow as shiznit."

Lawl. Like, of course. Who am I?

I'm spiderman, not.

And I saw that post I made previously. It was... hillarious. I'm glad that the haters realised that they fell for our awesome trap.

At any rate. I needa pack my stuffs now. Because its a 'gay' party tonight (NOT.). Tomorrow's EoY. Gotta look good.


I mean, better than usual. DUH

Well, thats it for updates. Ja.

And I laughed real hard.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 at 11:51 AM

Hey people, its waynester again. Rofl. I just recieved an msn message from 'Leh'. Prompting me to check out the CBox. So I did.

And I saw what, nothing. What do I mean by nothing? Well, I thought someone interesting tagged. But I only found a twit-tagger.

People, people. Its fine if you want to post whatever you want, but please. Make an effort to make yourself known. Don't feel brave under the false veil of 'anonymousity'. Its making yourself looking retarded.

And I fell for your amazingly retarded trap by posting a blog post in response. But it works anyway, serves as a warning to haters.

We love haters too =). I'm serious. I mean, c'mon. It gets boring if there aren't a single source of entertainment.

Yes, hater. The 'zzz' anonymous smartass. You gave me a form of entertainment when I just woke up. Thanks =D.

Well, short update again. I'd like to see more smartasses, I mean, smart people. To post up our tag board. You can try putting witty comments to outsmart us, under the shade of anonymousity.

We'll just delete you. =D

I happen to have alot of time now anyway. So I can keep IP Banning.

=D

Well, with that. This is my final responses to anonymous twits.

Ja~

waynester~


(P.S Yes, we love attention. And you fell for the stupid trap by giving us your attention, Mr. Anonymous =D )

And the epic one falls

Monday, December 8, 2008 at 1:39 PM

Hey people, its your favourite, friendly neighbourhood Waynester. I know how much you guys are suffering with withdrawal symptoms just because I didn't update for the past 2 days.

Well, there are various reasons contributing to that.

First, we had a stayover 'Gay Party' over at Royston's. Then the next day is the photoshoot. Everyone turned in at 12am, and woke up at 3. With me as an exception of course. Because I couldn't even get a short nap or whatever.

Song bo.

Photoshoot, was quite a 'Fail' in my books. But then again, its because it didnt hit 80 marks. I'd say it ranged around what, 60-70?

Yeah, I'm a perfectionist (kinda), bite me.

And when we all reached home, I'd say we all are like, half dead. I'm practically using up emergency reserve energy or something to that effect.

I even used up back up battery.

Of course, those are several uh, I don't know whats the word for it, analogy is just wrong, things/words to describe how tired I am.

Then, well. I slept... and slept and slept. Till what, 1.30pm today. So amazingly, I've slept for like, 17 hours and 30 mins.

Then right now, I've got what, a really dried up throat, and coughing.

Yeah, I'm sick now.

So you can obviously see what I'm not as epic as usual.

And of course, the reason I didn't get much sleep over at Royston's place is because Lehster's frequent attacks on us.

So we kinda made the right choice, me and binster share a bed, Lehster, sleep by himself.

But that didn't stop him from trying to attack us anyway.


Thats how desirable both of us are. I know it.

Well, that's the end of today's update... Wish I'd get better soon.


Ciao

~Waynester

Gay Party

Sunday, December 7, 2008 at 9:36 PM

oh we had this wonderful gay party from yesterday to today.

i kinda feel sorry for those who fainted. cos we obviously are quite comfortable living in our closets.
well maybe only 2 of us.

lehster's sexual orientation is seriously becoming ridiculously questionable.

well let's just say waynester and i couldnt get any good sleep at all at royston's house cos some guy was jumping at every available opportunity to grab some tofu.

no worries though. no way we'd lose our virginity to some (?!@#). (=

oh and we had photoshoot after tat sleepless nite.
woke at 3 and rushed to labrador park to catch some sunrise which we missed so miserably anyways.

it was a tiring overall, with countless lehful incidents here and there.

but we had fun. though we feel we can improve more. ( good looks do come with such ridiculous amounts of responsibility after all).

D:

right, i know u wanna the photos.
but you'll have to wait
because you'll have to wait.
(:

p.s: we'r serious, waynester and i really did not turn gay. liek real i'll turn gay after my 4 years of epic resistance.

feeling hopeful already, eh?

~binster

Another update, because I know you all would love it. =)

Saturday, December 6, 2008 at 12:23 AM

Yeah, its Waynester again. Please scream and all. You all know you want to. =)

People! Do drop tags on our tagboard, or CBox. Whatever new-fangled words you all have added to your lists of new-fangled slangs.

Oh, right. Do you guys wanna see one of the sort of conversation, and an example of pure -epic-?

I'll show y'all. Since I'm bored to death at the moment anyway.

★Stanley leh~ says:
got pics got talk right ?
★Stanley leh~ says:
p1p3 <<< yrs
★Stanley leh~ says:
p1p2p3 <<<< mine
★Stanley leh~ says:
LOLOLOLOL
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
right, keep on fantasizing on whatever you don't have
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
oops
★Stanley leh~ says:
gah
★Stanley leh~ says:
Please accept the fact on wats real
★Stanley leh~ says:
:D
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
What, like how you don't even have a male organ to begin with?
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Yeah, I've embraced the reality that you have none at all
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Thats why I'm still hanging out with you
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
If not, I'd have shunned you away like those eunuch in the old dynasties.
★Stanley leh~ says:
alright
★Stanley leh~ says:
u win
★Stanley leh~ says:
>.>
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Like, D-U-H
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Then again, not I win la
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
is just that you -always- lose
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
I'ma post this on blog.
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Because its just so funny
★Stanley leh~ says:
wtf
★Stanley leh~ says:
LOL
★Stanley leh~ says:
ass
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
Thats something most people have
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
I'm saying most, because I'm wondering if you have any to begin with
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
D=
★Stanley leh~ says:
have..
★Stanley leh~ says:
i have an asshole, and a sexy lan jiao
★Stanley leh~ says:
ya know
★Stanley leh~ says:
:D
★Stanley leh~ says:
oh, thats wat i have xD
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
You meant imaginary organs that you don't have.
★Stanley leh~ says:
nope is not imaginary
★Stanley leh~ says:
is reality
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
lols, what reality?
[wayne] [烽火狼]- anyone have nice wine glass + pure black book? lols (stucked at 109/220) says:
You mean having air around your nether regions? rofl

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Oh, did I just say that to talk to 'Lehster', you must have like, a degree in Phailglish?

Phailglish, you can't search it up on the internet. Because its a language of Lehster's. Its comprised of English, Chinese, Japanese.

Heres an example

Akatsuki (Red Moon in Japanese) = Stanley's AZAZUKI
Giordano (Duh, its the label) = Stanley's GIGARNO
Itadakimasu (A phrase in Japanese before you eat) = Stanley's ITADACHIKIMAS

And last but not least, the awesome..

Arigato Kudasai


Yeah, I know.

WTF?

Well. Forgive for the obscenity of the MSN Conversation. We all love Lehster for his pure bluntness and retardation.

Yeah, its a sort of funny... reeetaaarrdaaattioon (Borat's tone)

Well... Thats enough for now. I'm tired, and although you all want more. I can't spoil you guys anymore

=D

Keep missing us, and my awesomeness. =D

Waynester~

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Because we know you love us.

Friday, December 5, 2008 at 8:44 PM

And as the title says, because we know you guys love us and cannot get enough of our epic'ness. I shall update again.

C'mon, is it that tough to guess who I am? Waynester here. The most active blogger amongst the three. Why am I so active? Because I'm awesome. I'm like, a busy man here.

Yeah, I'm busy. So appreciate it when I'm updating!

Yeah yeah, all hail the awesomeness of the funsters.

Alright, been real busy lately. Been prepping for our 'Vampire Knights' Photoshoot stuffs.. Yeah, its sort of a headache. Afterall, the three of us are cosplaying awesome characters. I'm cosplaying Kuran Kaname, and the other two funsters are doing the Kiryuu twits, I mean, the Kiryuu twins.

And we do have future cosplay plans. The next big thing would be "Katekyo Hitman Reborn"! Awesomezness.

Yeah, its sorta like, the funsters gathering today again. The day started with a stupid instant noodle lunch at my place. Did I say how twit lehster is? I mean, he knocked my door. Then I go open, he go to the edge of the staircase to emo. Then I didn't see a single soul, hence, I closed it.

And he waited there like an idiot.

LAWLS.

Then Binster reached, then we cook. That guy did the most "Leh" thing in our whole history. He forgot to bring the dumb receipt for the costume. How 'Leh' Is that?

-_-

And the rest.... I'm just lazy to drone about.

Why? Cause I'm awesome. Actually, I don't need to update that much about the happenings again. I know you all just came to see my awesome blog post. Its like you see a singer, but not for their songs, but for their presence. Yeah, I know. Thanks people. I know =D

Alright, three pictures to upload. I chanced upon the dumb Sesame Street while eating Ban Mian at Marina Square.

Enjoy and bask in our awesome blog.

~Waynester



I am so man~

Monday, December 1, 2008 at 10:51 AM

Yo !!

Now, Finally !!!

Ppl, Lehster HERE !! The most blur-est among the 3 of us. =x

Alright, shall post about today.

Met up with Waynester at the CCK MRT Station, we then head to Bukit Batok MRT Station to meet up with Binster. Then, we went to Cityhall together. While we're in the MRT, we made alot of nonsensical comment and ridiculous jokes.

Once we reached there, we went to marina square foodcourt to eat BAN MIAN !! Super duper nice. As usual, I ate tom-yum banmian. And the other 2 funsters ate the standard ban mian I guess. =x

After eating, we were like, waiting for friends, to meet us or sth. But in the end, only 1 managed to turn up, Joanne. (My mum’s name!) LOL. Then binster and waynester were like, making crude jokes about me. Haha, to cut long story short, after meeting up Joanne, we sashayed to arcade to play Guitar freak and Drum Mania.

Alright, waynester is most pro among the 3 of us. LOL. EXTREME LVL !! I was like, wtf ?? haha.

After playing arcade, we went to walk around in Suntec City. And went to a restaurant where I was employed till days ago. Oh, that was the worst time I ever had today. I kena shoot like siao from everyone including my manger. -.-!

Then, we went back to marina kopitiam there to eat dinner and chat about several personal issues. Well, learn quite abit from wayne about life. (And a long lecture about it, accompanied with a tensed atmosphere) Haha.

Alright, I shall end my post here.

Best Lehster-in-the-world~